Tuesday, June 05, 2007

SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE, INSIDE, AND ALSO DOWN THERE

I know a friend of a friend whose name is also called Chubby too, he looks soft and friendly on the outside, and when approached, you find him to be very friendly and caring too, but little do people know about that he is soft and tender down there also...

Yes, you got that right, he is dysfunctional down there, he used to be normal and cheerful, but after his wife beat the heck out of him the last time he tried to be intimate with his wife, he has never been the same anymore, the poor feller was only trying to make things work out with his wife, little did he knew that his wife would turned so violent, it got him scared and horrified, feeling guilty, sick and sorry, he had never been able to handle this overwhelming situation, his wife never knew about it and ever since they have not meet up with each other or talk to each other...After that incident, Chubby did cry for a little bit at night, not very much, just maybe about six months of crying at night and waking up...

He tried to talk to friends about this, but it has been difficult for people to understand. For example, a friend laughed until he had stomach ache and almost fell to the ground when Chub told him about the story how he was being beaten up by a girl naked. Another friend in another situation was a little bit more comforting, he was better concerned, he advised Chub to go for porno, that always works for the friend, so Chub started a little bit searching on the Internet, it only got him sleepy, he fell asleep on the computer a few times. Chub then tried to talk to another friend, the situation was so awkward that the friend thought Chub was gay when Chub told him that he was no longer interested in women anymore, awkward, really awkward...

Some advised Chub to go see a doctor, but what doctor should Chub see? What doctor can help Chub with his problem? Stick him with some kind of a needle to give him a super hard erection? And if Chub do have the erection, what is he going to do about it? His wife is no more there to be with him anymore...An erection seems to be very unnecessary for him now...

Just what is going to happen to Chub? Nobody knows. Maybe Chub will get to see the "Sun Rise" again...Maybe Chub will join the monks and eat veggies for the rest of his life, or maybe Chub will quit his job and sell jelly to cute little kids and be called the "Jelly man" ever after...Funny huh?...

1 comment:

Jacky Chin said...

The Cranberries - Animal Instinct

Suddenly something has happened to me
As I was having my cup of tea
Suddenly I was feeling depressed
I was utterly and totally stressed
Do you know you made me cry
Do you know you made me die

And the thing that gets to me
Is you'll never really see
And the thing that freaks me out
Is I'll always be in doubt
It is a lovely thing that we have
It is a lovely thing that we
It is a lovely thing, the animal
The animal instinct

So take my hands and come with me
We will change reality
So take my hands and we will pray
They won't take you away
They will never make me cry, no
They will never make me die
And the thing that gets to me
Is you'll never really see
And the thing that freaks me out
Is I'll always be in doubt

The animal, the animal,
the animal instinct in me
It's the animal, the animal,
the animal instinct in me
It's the animal, it's the animal,
it's the animal instinct in me x2